You heard us right, this guy’s house (which is for sale, and requires at least one managers check amounting to one hundred sixteen thousand dollars) is absolutely kitsch and dirty. On the day of the initial bidding for the mansion, only two kindred souls showed up and guess what- they didn’t have the check that was required!

This only proves that people still have a lot of taste, and people are not willing to throw away big money just like that. So Michael Vick, time to sweep the dog house clean to make it more saleable to the guys with the wads of cash.

Coolio, the rapper and emcee that’s been around since 1994 (performing for students, rappers, fans and the occasional group of burly military people) has been arrested at the Los Angeles airport for carrying around cocaine.

This is not the first time that Coolio had been caught for such antics, and it has been reported that Coolio had even touched one of the security personnel because he didn’t want the people to search him.

Coolio, who has been ever-present in the minds of his fans and the few folks who had watched Dangerous Minds with Michelle Pfeiffer is actually one of the more active rappers around.

Olympic medalist Michael Phelps has been having a rough time since cops found him in a party doing things he shouldn’t be doing… in front of a snapping camera. That’s right; even the companies that he had been endorsing since his illustrious career began had felt that he was really a loser for doing such a thing. It’s like watching a really bad re-run of “Olympic Medalists Gone Wild”.

Anyway, there’s a bit of good news here- Phelps won’t be charged anymore. Actually, he’s getting off quite well and promises that he won’t be smoking any more pot in the coming days.

The celebrity couple Rihanna and Chris Brown is by far one of the cuddliest and innocent looking in Hollywood. No stain of sin, so to speak. But what if we say that Mr. Brown here had a nice relationship with a woman who is now turning forty? That ought make things a bit more complicated.

According to a three-page report regarding a text message in Brown’s mobile phone, his manager Tina Brown was suggesting that they do something later at night. Rihanna found the text message, hit Brown, and of course, old Brown hit Rihanna back. Such is love.

What do you do when a burly cop from Los Angeles signals you to stop because you’ve absentmindedly forgotten that seatbelts are there to keep your head from banging into the windshield? Talk your way out of it, quick!

At least, that’s what good old Simon Cowell did when this situation happened to him. Instead of being antagonistic or what not, the American Idol figure just waved his majestic and illustrious hand and the cop was of course, mesmerized. Talk about timing- if Idol had never went on air, Mr. Cowell would probably be having a rougher time of it on the outside world.

In the true Britney fashion, former Disney talent, former lovely young actress and former sane Hollywood figure Lindsay Lohan just had another tantrum at some insanely public and visible place in the US. The story goes like this- Ms. Lohan is definitely a bit imbalanced, and people are just gawking at the way she guzzles alcohol at all these posh clubs.

She is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, and of course, Sam & Lindsay was actually a good way to consolidate two rocky careers. But the two had a fight at some club, and Lohan was actually screaming at a security guard to get her keys back.

When international singing sensation Rihanna says that she’s in love, she’d better be because fans are just absolutely ecstatic that such a figure would find the four letter word so early in life. But all is not well in Rihanna land.

Rihann’a purported love, Chris Brown was supposedly a violent little creature, and there have been reports of beatings. Nonetheless, the two are artists, and some recording company wanted them to record a composition together while still in the faltering crests of whatever it was between them. The result? Well, the company said that the new track was actually quite good.

Who wouldn’t recognize Steve Wynn, formerly one of the richest guys around. Back in the day (well actually, back in the sixties) his properties amounted to more than four billion solid US dollars. Now that everything’s falling apart economically in the United States, we’ve heard that that figure has suffered.

Anyway, his most recent marriage with former missus Wynn had been dissolved by a county judge. Should we be surprised? Not really. In fact, the two had married and divorced a few decades ago. We are actually seeing a repetition of a very bad marital tape.

Nothing’s more irritating than ending your happy shopping day with a traffic ticket. But that’s precisely what happened to young actress Megan Fox. After what seems to be a normal day (whatever folks like her normally do) she found out that she’s “owned” by some wayward police officer.

The police officer (if he had been a guy) probably wouldn’t have wrote that ticket if he’s seen just how pretty this young actress is. But that’s life. Tickets come and go, just like Hollywood beauty. How about you, when was the last time you got ticketed?

Who would have thought that our favorite morning and late night eye sore, the OctoMom would be gracing the pages of magazines wearing stuff that’s more than $300 a pop?

That’s right, recently, the whiny woman has been seen wearing a pair of high-heeled shoes worth $200 and a blouse worth $230. The once suicidal woman is definitely feeling the love now as she goes from place to place, feeling sorry for herself, for being the OctoMom.

Really, something is very amiss here given the fact that this woman had been supposedly a sobbing wreck a few weeks ago.