The now very popular and quite annoying OctoMom is getting a new home. Talk about compassion (or is it just something to keep her from appearing again on Dr. Phil or similar shows?).

In any case, the once suicidal OctoMom is getting a new home worth a whopping half a million dollars. According to the real estate handler of the property in La Habra, the mysterious provider of the new home nearly gave in on the actual price.

Loads of cash and love await OctoMom. Just wait until she gets married again.

In Hollywood, they call hairstyles the weave. When you’re having a bad hair day, of course they’ll call you ugly and you have a very ugly weave. That’s what happened to the likes of Brendan Fraser and good old Billy Ray Cyrus.

These folks just recently appeared in some event in Los Angeles in California, and lo and behold, they looked like bad renditions of the vocalist of Red Hot Chili Peppers.

When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Get going guys, your hair is utterly distracting.

Everyone’s eager to get their hands on at least one Playboy Playmate. But what if a Playboy Playmate from the Mansion wants to sell her car online? People line up and pay more than nine thousand dollars more than the actual price! That’s right, a Mini Cooper was purportedly being sold for more than thirty thousand dollars because of the history of the car.

If you’re willing to shell a few thousand dollars more than what the manufacturers state, then go ahead and see if the car from Jean Underwood is still available.

We all know that being in the Big House sucks. You have no television, and you’re stuck with people who probably want to eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner, nails and hair included. But take the case of infamous Charles Barkley, who had no other complaint than what is being served inside the cafeteria.

Talk about being prissy in the wrong place and at the wrong time. Hold on, Charles, Big Macs are coming to save you from bad jail food. How about you, do you think Charles is a bit too demanding?

Andy Dick, one of the more colorful characters in Hollywood has just recently been “touched” by federal court because he flunked an alcohol test. As you may already know, Andy Dick had just been involved in an altercation in 2008 at some restaurant and he’s been warned that if he can’t take his hands off the booze, the federal courts won’t hesitate in placing him inside a jail cell.

But fortunately, with some fortuitous turn of events the judge who wanted Dick inside a jail cell reversed his decision and the warrant for arrest disappeared.